Once upon a time...around 3 weeks ago...a young HOT single beautiful stunning girl travelled to Melbourne to visit her fat pregnant sister...

When she arrived she did lots of cool things like visit her amazingly talented, cool, can make cous cous salad and carrot and leek soup, Aunty Sandra...

She also got to spend time with her awesome cousin and family...

She enjoyed having photo shoots with her pregnant sister, where she was obviously cracking REALLY funny jokes that resulted in many double chin pictures...


The sun was shining and the birds were singing...

This sweet young talented girl also got to attend the temple with her sister...which was, of course, amazing...




Unfortunately the pregnant younger sister was too lazy to blog about their amazing experiences together and so held her beautiful older sister at gun point until she did it...which is why this story is well past it's time...
Luckily all is not lost, and now FACEBOOK HATER mumsy...and the blog stalking community can rest easy knowing that this story will live on forever in blog world.
The End.
(Can you get the NAPLAN marking onto that one ma?)
p.s
I NEARLY DIED TODAY! well not really but my villa nearly burnt down...I arrived home to find my place full of smoke and my microwave running...heating up nothing...by itself...it had obviously been going for AGES because the door had melted with the heat! ...How it wasn't a light i DONT know....anyway I unplugged it from the wall JUST in the nick of time...and have sent it in for inspection...THANKS LG for nearly ruining my life! It just turned itself on! it must have been going for hours! What if that had happened at night time!!! DODGEY!!
The real End.